Frickin Play

I filmed this play and it is consuming my harddrive, I rendered one file and it took up 14 gigs of my frickin disk space. I have to say though, I LOVE MY DVX! EVEN ON AUTO IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOODDD

herez pix

Oh Politics....

I Need To Learn Blender

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http://www.peerlessproductions.com/films/pages/Questions.html


This guy just takes me out in one shot, I'm so jealous.

Ah! Cranberry Juice Right in the Face!

It was 6:45 AM. I was sleepy, I was tired, but I had one thing I usually don't. Cranberry juice.

I sat on the couch slowly drinking it down, savoring every last drop until I felt the need to stretch. I extended my arms, cup in hand, as all of a sudden I tilted the glass a little bit.

AH! CRANBERRY JUICE RIGHT IN THE FACE!

I got cranberry juice all over my face and it sucked hardcore. I didn't say anything and just kinda laughed in my head, now that I think back to it it was pretty funny.

Cheney: 1, Some Guys Face: 0.

Everyone else is doing it so why can't I?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney/index.html

So, imagine this. You walking along hunting quale with the vice president when all of a sudden, you hear something in the bushes. You both look and turn. A quale thats sole purpose is to be shot hobbles out from behind the bushes and the vice president raises his shotgun and fires.

OH MY GOD! HE SHOT HIS LAWYER FRIEND IN THE FACE!

Jeez, you can't make this stuff up! Do they do this to make it easier for everyone else or something?

I could just see the guy laying on the ground now "oh dude, you just shot me in the face!" "uhhhhh.....my bad"

Oh god, what will they do next? Choke on a pretzel and fall off a cou...oh wait. Never mind.

Even With Deep Blue Its a No No

No matter how much you think your computer can handle it, never resize a 500 pixel image to 90,000 pixels.

Ms. Georgeson Made Him Do It!

So everyone remembers my post about how some 40 year old stockbroker peered over my back while I was trying to go pee, right?

Well the other day we had a few members of ASB come into our classroom to talk to us about the fire that we just recently had at our school. One of the girls, who we'll call Rebecca, started off by saying that some people didn't feel safe anymore(what the christ!?!??)So they were like, "Hey, what if we put cameras up around the school, like in front of the bathrooms. Would that make you feel safer?" I raised my hand and was like uh no thats just beating around the bush and not solving the real problem at hand, then I went on to talk about how it would be just like winter ball where I have this guy peering over my shoulder to make sure I'm not drinking. Some kid in my class looked up and asked Rebecca "haha wasn't that your dad!" Rebecca started laughing, I did too, so did the entire class. She tried to somewhat redeem herself by saying Ms. Georgeson made him do it! and I laughed. Oh 50 year old stockbrokers, what would my life be without you?

Who threw that!

I have a great urge to write a story so here it is.

There I was standing with my good friend conor hughes when I saw the greatest opprotunity ever. Erin Choi walked in front of me, not expecting anything. This is when I pulled a highlighter out of my pocket and chucked it in her general direction. It bounced off her backpack and hit some unsuspecting freshman. They looked around in confusion trying to find out who had just hit them with a bright pink highlighter. Quickly, I looked down trying to not look suspicious, but then I realized. I had to get my highlighter back.

Since my sister was right next to this unsuspecting freshman I walked over to her yelling loudly "HI MIA!" As everyone was distracted by my loud yell I kicked the highlighter back to where conor was. Mia responded and I ignored her walking back and picking up my highlighter.


Conor looked at me and said "Real subtle Ryan, real subtle."


Basically, I'm good at what I do, what can I say?