Cheney: 1, Some Guys Face: 0.

Everyone else is doing it so why can't I?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney/index.html

So, imagine this. You walking along hunting quale with the vice president when all of a sudden, you hear something in the bushes. You both look and turn. A quale thats sole purpose is to be shot hobbles out from behind the bushes and the vice president raises his shotgun and fires.

OH MY GOD! HE SHOT HIS LAWYER FRIEND IN THE FACE!

Jeez, you can't make this stuff up! Do they do this to make it easier for everyone else or something?

I could just see the guy laying on the ground now "oh dude, you just shot me in the face!" "uhhhhh.....my bad"

Oh god, what will they do next? Choke on a pretzel and fall off a cou...oh wait. Never mind.