Earl

I think thats his name. If not its something equally as creepy. He's the guy that stands in the street and takes pictures of buses, and this is the tale of our encounter.

So this one time I was walking down the street coming back from mailing my RSVP to Allies Swanky Christmas Party. He approached me slowly and asked me what my name was, at this point I was a little scared because I've always seen him, but I've never talked to him. He told me his name was Earl or something and I said "oh, hi I'm Ryan." He stuck out his hand and shook mine, but he stuck out his left hand which made it super awkward for me to shake his hand. He then asked me if I were left or right handed and I told him I was right. He told me he was too. Then he kept shaking my hand and asked me when my birthday was and I told him July 15th, he then told me that was a few weeks after his. I told him thats cool. Then he just walked away and said I'll see you later and I said bye.

I think its funny how all my sentences are all short and like boom, reminds me of carver, that weirdo.

Anyways thats my story about that guy, he's kinda weird, but I guess he's alright. Bye now.