1.5 Cats

I once lived in the country. I had a cat and he fought this fox this one time and it was hekka sweet. His name was cathead. I also had a cat named 1.5 cats, this is because his name was cats but my dad left him with his friend who spilled the bag of cat food on the ground and let the cat eat all of it. When my dad got him back he definitely wasn't cats anymore, but 1.5 cats.