Can You Not?

Now I know it is the schools duty to make sure that kids are as safe as possible at school functions, but I think they have taken it too far here. Here's my story:

I was speaking to my good friend Alison Hughes, trying to convince her to take off her fleece, until I had a sudden urge to take a tinkle in the little boys room. Seeing that the bathroom was right next to me I figured why not? I walked on in and another adult followed me, I didn't think much of it until I came up to one of the urinals and saw him looking over at me.

"Uhh"I said confused.

"Sorry, its my job" he replied.

Apparently his job at the dance was to follow kids into the bathroom and make sure they don't drink or start thizzin' or something! Who knows! I then told him I couldn't go while someone was watching, because, well, I can't. He told me I could go into one of the stalls, but I don't think he understands. It's the principle of the matter! If there is ONE place I expect privacy, its the bathroom. I don't go in there to have some 40 year old stock broker peer over my shoulder to make sure I'm not tokin' up.

I think the school should reconsider their position on bathroom tapping, but until then.