Catherine

I'm going to hang out with her! Yay!

Earl

I think thats his name. If not its something equally as creepy. He's the guy that stands in the street and takes pictures of buses, and this is the tale of our encounter.

So this one time I was walking down the street coming back from mailing my RSVP to Allies Swanky Christmas Party. He approached me slowly and asked me what my name was, at this point I was a little scared because I've always seen him, but I've never talked to him. He told me his name was Earl or something and I said "oh, hi I'm Ryan." He stuck out his hand and shook mine, but he stuck out his left hand which made it super awkward for me to shake his hand. He then asked me if I were left or right handed and I told him I was right. He told me he was too. Then he kept shaking my hand and asked me when my birthday was and I told him July 15th, he then told me that was a few weeks after his. I told him thats cool. Then he just walked away and said I'll see you later and I said bye.

I think its funny how all my sentences are all short and like boom, reminds me of carver, that weirdo.

Anyways thats my story about that guy, he's kinda weird, but I guess he's alright. Bye now.

1.5 Cats

I once lived in the country. I had a cat and he fought this fox this one time and it was hekka sweet. His name was cathead. I also had a cat named 1.5 cats, this is because his name was cats but my dad left him with his friend who spilled the bag of cat food on the ground and let the cat eat all of it. When my dad got him back he definitely wasn't cats anymore, but 1.5 cats.

Papas got a brand new bag!

I'm sitting at my computer listening to James Brown and apparently papa has got a brand new bag. Listening to this music makes me think, why dont I get a brand new bag? When will I get a brand new bag? Surely everyone has to get a brand new bag at one point in their life so why can't I have one now?

I'm scared coke girl may be becoming coke girl again. Maybe this whole time conor was right and I was being egyptian. I kinda wanted to steer away from talking about this kind of stuff on my blog but um oh well. Maybe I'll think of a funny story and I'll post it after dinner. Until then I'm black and I'm proud! haha yeah...

SCP

Oh man, I just went to Allies swanky christmas party and wooh it was sooo swanky. Hella nice everything. I was impressed. I took pictures of this joyous occasion and I figured I would share them with the internets.



Moneka by far has the best hair in the entire world, the ornaments and decorations in it just make it like better x10


I guess this picture is slightly emo, Conor looked very handsome as my sister said.


We did this whole story and sat in a circle with pressents and everytime the word right or left was said we would pass the present to our left or to our right. Conor got a bunny rabbit! haha


This girl said she wanted to rap battle but she never followed through I ended up rap battling mark. I definitely took him down.


I think Dennis Lam got these and oh man, oh man. These used to be my favorite when I was like 7 years old I'd go into teddys and my dad would buy me some and then we'd go home and put them in hot water and I'd watch them expand. Basically, the best thing ever.



After that we decorated gingerbread cookies and I made some crazy faces. As for Leah, I hate her. She poured like POUNDS of frosting on this one cookie and told me to eat it, I didn't really care cause I had a little bite and it wasn't death. I put the whole thing in my mouth and I felt something watery. Leah asked me if I tasted anything weird and then it hit me. There was a little tomatoe inside all that frosting. It was fine for like a few seconds but then it really started to hit me, I started gagging and was like BLEH! so I just like ran to the bathroom and spit it out before I spit it out all over the carpet. This would be a good time to add in that I HATE tomatoes. I also HATE Leah.


When we had dinner everyone had little name tags on their plates, I was lucky enough to sit next to Allie (face with that funny tounge sticking out).


After all this Marc(Mark?) Lazlo and York decided to do egg nogg shots(non-alcoholic of course as we are too hardcore for that)


Mark downed 12


York then followed. They ended up doing 6 more because they like tied, then they tied again. Then Mark won and got some cocoa, lucky him!


Those weird pill things in action! Watch em go!



No swanky christmas party is complete without a few lines of frosting. Me and Allie did about 12, ultra hardcore at the least.

Yeah! Mucho fun! I hope it happens again in the near future.

I need a website

I think I'm going to try and get off my butt and make one myself. This is because I realized it could be a valid communication tool for film club because everyone is so lazy. If you have any suggestions put them in the suggestions box.


Because I like to leave whoards of evidence all around I put up multiple pink flyers today and DJ put up a bunch as well all around the school. My personal favorite was


"Oh god how did this get here? I'm no good with pink flyers"

This was on white paper upside down on a bunch of pipes by the library.

Starfish

Jeffrey told me I should name my external harddrive starfish, so I did. What a great kid, dont you just love Jeffrey? Look at this face:



I think now is a good time to post his quote on life. Here you go.

“Just being able to jump on your board, cruise down the street, do whatever you want to do, and no one telling you what to do and when to do it. Knowing when you make a trick you conquered your board; your board didn’t conquer you.”
-Chet Thomas

This quote represents my view on life because I believe that no one has control over your life but yourself. Although people can influence the decisions you make in life, you are the one who actually makes the decisions. No one can force you to excel in school, because in the end, it is all about how much you want it. People can tell you to study hard, go to college, and get a successful career, but only you can determine your future, and no one else. You only get to live life once, and it is your choice to either let other people live your life for you, or you can take control and live life however you want it. And if you decide to take the opportunity to live life for yourself, and ignore what people say, it doesn’t matter what people think, because if you are being true to yourself, then nothing else will matter at all.


Simply amazing, ahhh Jeffrey how we all love you.