Freedom

So I was talking to the great David Paris about his future plans. He's planning on moving around europe in the following year and said the only thing he would miss is the government. I whole heartedly agreed with him on this matter just because of the large amount of freedom that we have. I then backed this up with an anectdote that is as follows:

"man we got so much this morning, instead of using water, I just bathed in freedom"


And that is my story for the day. Hope you enjoyed it.

Note: This post is completley serious, there is no sarcasm whatsoever.


P.S. I like school. A lot.

Mia Smells Like Drugs

She went to a concert and says there was lots of drugs and that's why. I don't believe her. She's not going again.

West Side Story

So I'm just sitting there. Minding my own business, watching west side story. I just wanted a little bit of "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" and so on and so forth. Tony was falling in love with Maria and all was slightly well in the world. Then they had to have this rumble.

Now this is where I have to say WHAT THE HELL?

They have this rumble and Tony frickin' stabs Maria's brother! I didn't ask for this to happen, but it did! And now I'm just pissed. I expect lots of snapping and men doing ballet in the streets of New York to make up for this.

If I were Steven Colbert, I would put West Side Story on my "On Notice List" right now.

:(

Video Podcasts?

Wouldn't that just be so cool?

I think I'm going to try and figure it out.

That would mean weekly weirdness from Ryan. Oh god, how weird.

It's Not Global Warming

It's called summer, Al Gore.

New Scantily Clad Website!

Ok, so it's not really that scantily clad, but it works.

I still have some work to do on the gallery because at the moment, well, it sucks. All else is well though! Enjoy!


http://www.rdvproductions.com

I Hate Measure E

Now, don't get me wrong. It's not because I hate schoolchildren, or even because I hate earthquake safe(earthquake-safe?) buildings. It's not even something reasonable like it wasn't very well thought out or...hold on a second, that's exactly it. WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?!

So it's midnight. I'm thinking "Hey! Now's a good time to go skateboarding! I think I'll take a little trip up to Havens", and I do. I start walking up the steps as I notice the portables that they've put up there, this is nothing new, they've been there for weeks. I start getting closer to the little spot between the multi-purpose room and the classrooms that's actually lit up a little bit when I notice something.


THEY'VE FRICKIN' TORN UP HAVENS PERFECT FLAT GROUND LEAVING ABSOLUTELY NO ROOM TO SKATEBOARD.


Obviously, they were well intentioned in their efforts, but when they did it I wonder if they thought "Hmmm, I wonder if Ryan will still be able to skateboard at Havens when we pass this measure."


Apparently not.



And I end this blog post with a HARRUMPH! If you know what I mean.

Bananna Split!

New Movie!

You can go watch it if you want. It's a rough cut, but oh well. Maybe if Andy sends me the project file one day I can edit it all nice for you guys.