Ryan, CLEAN UP YOUR SPLOOGE!

I tried to tell Catherine this story twice today, but both times my story telling was foiled by the world. I figured I was going to tell the story to somebody today and who better to tell it to than the internet!

So this one time, a long time ago, I was taking a shower you know washing my hair looking nice and hot. I grab the conditioner and try and squirt some in my hand. Wtf? Nothing was coming out. I started shaking the bottle up and down and finally just held it over the shower and squeezed it as hard as I could, the conditioner went everywhere and I thought nothing of it and continued to wash my hair.


I got out of the shower and went on with my buisness until I hear my dad calling my name, "RYANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" He always yells my name so this time didn't seem any diffrent, but oh it was. As I came closer he started yelling at me to come clean up my splooge. Andrew, Mia, and Stuart were all crowded around the shower looking at me with this look on their face like "what have you done!" I looked down and just saw this huge puddle of white liquid (the conditioner) and realized what they took it for. I lol'ed and cleaned it up. Thats it.