Looks Like You've Got Quite The Emergency

So this one time, yesterday. I was sitting at my computer minding my own buisness when my mom decided it was a good time to go to the bathroom. Apparently it was not because as she walked into the bathroom she found the toilet flooded with poo and other such excrements, disgusting. She started trying to unplug it with our little scraper thing until the poo overcame the scraper and it was dropped into the toilet bowl, at this point my mother and I realized something we were in deep shit now(LOL LOL OMG PUN INTENDED) She turned to me for rescue and told me to go to safeway and get her a plunger.

Walking down the aisles of safeway, I finally found the plunger after searching through racks upon racks of axe and tag bodysprays. Going up to the checkstand I realized something, I looked very VERY funny buying JUST a plunger because obviously something had gone horribly wrong for me. The lady in front of me noticed my problem and how little I had and let me go in front of her, usually I dont take these kind of offers because, well, its weird. This was a special circumstance though so I stepped ahead of her. The man ahead of me saw what I had and said "You can step ahead of me, it seems like you've got quite the emergency on your hands" and I was like "QUITE the emergency" all conor-esque and told the man thank you as I paid my 2.59 for the toilet plunger and headed on my way. Pretty frickin sweet.